Cézanne and his apples... so many apple paintings... why didn't Cézanne like other subjects!? THE MYSTERIES ARE REAL!
Anyways, Well Done!! Some minor spelling mistakes, such as in the intro, but besides that fantastic work on the parodies.

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Pretty Good game, but a bit boring in a way. I feel that it would be better with a slower character. Also I noticed that many people might miss note 3 because its totally out of the way. I found the story to be a bit under developed and could use some more detail and difference between the letters or make them have more meaning.

Timer started ticking down... clicked first thing that i saw, menu came up. I clicked eject. Amazing :D